Hen party life model in London
Need a hen party life drawing model?
That’s a silly question…..No, of course you don’t! I mean WHY would you be here then?
Planning a London hen party with a difference?
Life drawing a toned, well-endowed, (okay let’s REALLY crank out the superlatives here!) funny, tall, marvellous, smashing, cheeky, handsome, debonair, virile, wacky aaaaaand athletic naked male life model is the ultimate hen party event (apart from an all expenses paid trip to Monaco – but what are the odds?).
It will allow you to have a good giggle (or guffaw/ cackle / snigger) and get in deep union with your artistic spirit while sketching..and you will cherish the memories for as long as you shall live. (Wow, maybe that’s a tad boastful? Can I say that?)
STOP. Pause and take the enormity of all this in.
So you are thinking – this all sounds absolutely fab but how much will it all cost for this earth-shattering, life-affirming few hours of pure artistic hedonism and merriment with a fine example of manhood cost us?
23 million kwacha? A thousand shekels? 2500000 billion Zimbabwean dollars?
For the low, low price of only £15 per hen – including materials – you will have the chance to ponder my slightly pink, naked form while pretending to draw, drinking too much champagne and laughing uproariously at my little man!
The booooring stuff –
I am in my early 30s and available for London and within the M25. I can also work in the surrounds of Reading, Brighton, Cambridge, Milton Keynes and Oxford. An additional fee would apply for this…or just a couple of glasses of wine and sexual favours! wink wink…
Yep, that’s ME below, in all my glory but with my mug kinda hidden, because, after all, this is the interweb and I got to take care! You never know who is lurking out there…
Why choose me as your hen life model?
Do you STILL need to ask?
- I am 6 foot 1 with a swimmer’s muscular, toned, slim physique
- I have a variety of creative poses that you are sure to enjoy (and open to any suggested)
- The party can be as wild (think Wolf of Wall Street) or as tame as you want.
- I am not like some other 40-50 year olds who call themselves “hen party models”
- I include drawing tuition in the classes
Many of my poses are based on the statues of Ancient Greece including running, throwing and jumping and the fact that I am an athlete myself further improves the quality of the poses. The others are just totally random.
It’s fun, absorbing and I get everyone involved….but with your clothes on, unless you REALLY want to get into the spirit. Yep.